I haz da powah!
It has come to my attention that you sirs owe me an eternal debt over your decrepit bodies. For that reason I state, through this document, that, from this moment to the end of the universe or multiverses, all your base are belong to us.
It is known that I have acquired significant wealth the past a thousand years. That's mainly due to illicit activities I have been taking part with your mom. It is for that reason that I have come to you to ask for more cheese.
I LIEK PANCAKES DO U LIEK PANCAKES?
Yo momma is so fat she stack overflows!
ONLY THE STRONGEST SHALL PREVAIL!